Pls! Dnt Txt n Bk

JK!!!!

Fork in the Road & Forked Again

About half a mile down the dirt road from our house is a fork in the road. One day I noticed a giant metal fork there. I thought it was a really cute idea. Apparently someone else liked it too, because they stole it. From a two-line blurp in the local newspaper, I found out that one of our neighbors had made it and put it there and called the police when it was stolen.

A few days later I saw this second fork at the same place. I'm glad my neighbor has a sense of humor about it.

Sorry that the order of these photos is backward. The big silver fork should have been the top photo. I'm sure that you, my amazing reader, will be able to understand it anyway.

How to Turn a Woman's Brain or Messing With Your Head

There are several things that will turn a woman's brain; reading is one. Watch this video to see how we should behave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w